Titanic Remake

I want to remake the movie the Titanic. My Titanic wont crash and sink. It will just sail from London to NY without any big event. Just a bunch of boring shots of people eating and playing shuffleboard. and Then some pretty ocean shots. I can make this movie much cheaper because I wont need any special effects. It will be kind of like a Warhol film..not much happens...Just departure and arrival...I cna focus on details as well, like what kind of food they cooked in the kitchen and clothes etc..