accidental art

the best art is accidental art, art that is not meant to be art at all. I sometimes look at subway walls or a random pile of tires in the snow. The reason I do not make abstract art or conceptual is I am not talented enough to compete with accidents, life or god. This is why must abstract art looks forced and weak. I have seen better puke stains on east village sidewalks than I have from the abstract depressionists. They make me sick.