GARDEGA

If your last name is Gardega then you have no choice but to be an artist. It will not do for one with my last name to be a banker or a baker or a lawyer. Nay, If you are born into gardega you are born to paint and scribble your name across the wide earth. If I was a baker I would be fired my third day as each day I would make different shaped bread and If I was a banker I would arrange my money according to the most eye- pleasing bills and would be shown "the door" yet again. If I was an attorney I would spend all my money to build a home in the shape of a pyramid with an egg atop it that would probably be a hard sell if I ever moved and my clients would all wind up in jail because I would lose their files.. Gardega is not a name for sensible shoes, it is a name for one with one paint spattered shoe and one large red clown shoe.


"To be born with great potential is a terrible burden"---charles schultz